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NiN10Doh! NiN10Doh!

Rated 3 / 5 stars April 1, 2008

Good in the beginning. Kind of lame at the end.

It was hilarious at first, then at the end the jokes kind of petered off, and the same guy, playing as different characters, kept yelling too much. It got pretty annoying. You should probably save the best jokes for last when doing a long movie.



Diablo - Lord of Terror Diablo - Lord of Terror

Rated 2 / 5 stars September 18, 2006

Way too anime.

This whole thing was like...monstrously anime. The Diablo Series is a very very good game, and shouldn't be disgraced by reducing it to such a crappy form of media as Japanese anime.

Furthermore, you fucked up EVERY PENTAGRAM in the entire movie. You put them all right side up, instead of upside-down, so all the pentagrams in your movie are symbols of Paganism, rather than of Satanism.

Voice acting needs a lot of work. Mostly because it sucks really bad. The animation is alright, except for that one part when (XD) the necromancer looks up at the beams of light coming from the Seals with the -dumbest- fucking look on his face ever. LOL.

Your characters aren't very smart either. "Diablo just coughed a blast of hellfire straight at me! But if I cross my arms in front of my face like I saw them do on DBZ, I WON'T GET HURT!"

You get a 4.


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Noodles The Ninja Dog - 1 Noodles The Ninja Dog - 1

Rated 1 / 5 stars November 22, 2005

This was obviously done by a 14 year old.

The humor in this would have been funny if I were still in Middle School. The story was really shoddily put together, the voices were muffled and distant sounding, and the girl with the terrible wannabe English accent made it all worse. I suggest hanging out with people who are older, cooler, and more funny, if you want your creativity to be accepted as 'well done'.